THE REAL CENSUS QUESTIONS
1. What ecosystem do you live in? What would you say was your relationship to it?
2. Do you love it or hate it or ignore it?
3. Does the wind blow there?
4. Do you eat locally? At home? Does your local eating place serve local food?
5. What is your relationship with your neighbors?
6. Do you feel safe?
7. How many miles to the nearest doctor? Hospital?
8. Name as many ethnic and genetic sources of yourself as you can.
9. Name your pets.
10. How do you feel about cowboys?
11. If it rains, do you use an umbrella?
12. How many bird songs can you imitate?
13. How many operas have you attended?
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